The Malibu Beach Vampires

Kelly Galindo Chairperson, Malibu Vampires, Inc. Christina Walker Vice President, Vampire Affairs Rod Sweitzer Colonel Oliver West Francis Creighton Rev. Tim Fakker Marcus Frishman Congressman Terry Upstart Mimi Spivak Vampire in Charge of Federal Budget Gretchen House Pammy Faye Fakker Anet Anatelle Wannabe Cher Yvette Buchanan Rocket Scientist Becky LeBeau Census Taker Angelyne Barbara Bush Impersonator Titus Moede - Jeannie Pepper Brain Surgeon